Thursday

A brief dalliance with white bread knocked me out of my stride earlier in the week. I canā€™t eat it. I shouldnā€™t eat it, yet I do have the occasional craving for it and I also sometimes indulge. When that happens, I usually end up feeling flat for a couple of days. Iā€™m a Byronist […]

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A World for Literalists

Words can be terribly slippery. William Empson in his seminal work on ambiguity from 1930 described the effect of these semantic slips as being either ā€œwitty or deceitfulā€; you can look on the effect of ambiguity as providing interpretive freedom but also the chance theyā€™ll simply steer you in the wrong direction. Poetic language pivots […]

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Forcing myself to write today. Having one of those dips in productivity that come with a dip in confidence. Wish I had some elaborate psychological explanation for it but itā€™s all pretty mundane. The blogging isnā€™t going great. Terrible numbers, even for work like my Farage piece which I thought was pretty strong. Very little […]

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Conga!

I should probably not blog when Iā€™m angry, but nothing rankles me more than a bully. Punch up not down is my guiding mantra, and Iā€™m always happy to swing a fist to help the underdog. But onto this blogpost and the fact that the lockdown has easedā€¦ I write this ahead of whatever Johnson […]

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#DrawDominicCummings

Iā€™ve always loved optical illusions and visual puns. I especially like those paints that involve a face made from other objects, such as Giuseppe Arcimboldoā€™s Vertumnus, which is a painting of the Holy Roman Emperor Rudolf the rednoseā€¦ Sorry, I mean: Rudolf II. He did others but thatā€™s probably the most famous. This was my […]

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