Hearing test day today so Iām rather nervous. Not for me, you understand. My Mum has never wanted a hearing aid and weāre not entirely sure how sheās going to take to it. Her dad wore two most of his life after being left deaf after being a gunner in the Great War. Friends I […]
Continue ReadingLa-di-da, la-la!
I read an argument today that Iāve heard so often over the past few months. It amounts toā¦ āHuman beings are not meant to live like this.ā Itās about COVID-19, of course, and itās only a persuasive argument because it appeals to our vanity. We’d like to think we’re all above the grubby business of […]
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Glossing over yet another Boris Johnson affair ā surely the most non-story story thereās ever been ā I thought Iād write a little bit about politics today. Life proceeds at pace otherwise but Iām not going to dwell on that. Instead, I thought Iād talk about the fact that Republicans are now splitting off from […]
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Lately I might have given the impression otherwise but I do still love blogging. I know Iāve not exactly been firing on both cylinders for a few weeks, but life remains complicated by my Mumās recovery, which on some days seems right on course. On others, not so much. Today has been one of the […]
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I got distracted today, partly on account of editing a podcast yesterday and getting behind with other work… Otherwise, I’ve been pissing my time away today trying to get a VPN to work on a Asus router so I might still have access to one of my regular sources of US news which has now […]
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Well, Iāve had better birthdays. Just off the top of my head, Iād rank higher any birthday when my aunt didnāt die. Yep. You heard that right. Mid-afternoon I hear the doorbell goes. I assume itās Amazon delivering somethingā¦ Hey! Perhaps even something for my birthday! Except, no. It was a teary relative Iād not […]
Continue ReadingIt’s October 13th!
Happy Amazon Prime Day! Happy #NoBraDay too (Iām not wearing one)! Happy #OralBDay too! Iām sure there are a few more of these dumb hashtags we could celebrate, though if youāre in the party mood, itās also my birthday, which I share with Paul Simon, Margaret Thatcher, and Sasha Baron Cohen! Very nice!!! There was […]
Continue ReadingTen PM
Eek. It’s already 10pm and I didn’t blog today. Been really busy with two cartoons (possible commission!) and writing a piece for tomorrow, whilst also followed the Senate confirmation hearing. Not much of an excuse for not blogging but it’s the only one I have. I’ll do better tomorrow, I promise…
Continue ReadingFerne Cotton’s Happy Place
Thanks for all the kind messages yesterday. I’m feeling better than I have in days. A solid nine-hour sleep helped. It was my first proper nightās sleep in too long and if thereās one defining truth about me itās that I need my sleep. Yet, yesterday, sleep wouldnāt come. Nothing I could do could stop […]
Continue ReadingWolverine Thinking
Political ideology can be such a crock of shit. This thought crossed my mind enough times in the past twenty-four hours that I thought I should write it down. Politicians often present their fundamental worldviews as though they are coherent, yet itās so notable how so little of it makes sense. I donāt particularly like […]
Continue ReadingI’m Back / Ear / Neck
Well, that was every bit as hellish as I feared it would be. I’m not fully fit having been a bit ill earlier in the week. I’ve also not been pounding out the miles for the past six months. So, though I managed to get us to the hospital in time for the appointment (half […]
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I have a new piece over yonder, which is a profile of Kamala Harris, who was always my pick for the VP place on the Biden ticket. In other newsā¦ Iām badly in need of some luck. Not that I believe in āluckā but itās better to believe in some transcendental power balancing the old […]
Continue ReadingJenas, Dimbleby, Lineker
Another day off today makes it sound like Iāve been doing nothing but this week has already been busy. Written two long articles (the second should appear ahead of tonightās Vice Presidential debate) in addition to my other duties including pushing a wheelchair to a blood clinic. Iām still knackered and suffered a little yesterday […]
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Donald Trump has just declared himself fit for the next debate. I don’t know what to say, except I guessed that he would. At the moment, the best way to anticipate Trump is to imagine the most ridiculous thing he could do in any given moment. That’s my conclusion, having done a lot of writing […]
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I’m late to the blog, which is an indicator of my day being stupidly busy. Not just real world stuff but writing too. Politics is in a crazy place in America and Donald Trump is acting beyond the point where it can be rationalised as “disruptive” or “non-traditional”. Tonight he’s leaving hospital, telling people that […]
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